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Not For Childerns
AIK DFA AIK SAHILI NA APNI DOSRI SAHALI SE KAH KE BTA TU SAYEE YEH LARKE APAS MAIN KYA BATAIN KERTE HAN
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""
US NE KHA JO HUM LOG KERTI HAN
IS PER WOH HAS KER BOLI ""KETNE BASHREM HOTE HAN""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: double-meaning
Sms / Sardar
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Not Only 12 Clock All The Time
aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
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Sms / Marital Woes
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www.wallpaperspecial.tk The Best Love story ever...
A true, touching love story that happened in the NWFP(border) areas.
The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boywho was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to knowabout their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.
The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding.
He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.
One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter-s clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained.
In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked ""what is this..? to which
the fairy replied :
""kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel hai na...""
I know what u are feeling now... But don-t look for me... I-m searching for the person who mailed this to me... :)
I know you want to kill me for this!!!
I felt the same!!
:) KEEP SMILING
The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a boywho was an ordinary poor person. When the people of the tribe came to knowabout their love, they did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers left their homes for a happy future.
The people of the tribe started searching for the two lovers but they could not find them. At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a newspaper to come back. The people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each other truly. So in this way their love won and the age old attitude of the tribe took a beating. The couple went to the city for shopping for the wedding.
He was wearing a white traditional dress, and was crossing the road when a car came and hit him and he died on the spot.
The girl lost her senses.
After a long time she recovered and accepted that her love has died.
One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. That fairy asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy from her daughter-s clothes as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. Next night the father saw the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes on which there were blood spots. She washed the spots but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the spots but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time that fairy gave her last warning to wash the blood spots, else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the spots, the clothes tore, but some spots still remained.
In the evening on same day when she was alone, someone knocked the door, when she opened the door she saw the fairy at the door. She got very scared and fainted. The fairy woke her up..., and gave her an object, That awe-struck girl asked ""what is this..? to which
the fairy replied :
""kaise bhi daag ho, jaise bhi daag ho........Surf Excel hai na...""
I know what u are feeling now... But don-t look for me... I-m searching for the person who mailed this to me... :)
I know you want to kill me for this!!!
I felt the same!!
:) KEEP SMILING
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Tags: Love Wallpaper
Sms / Uncategorized
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Its A Not Joke
rondiya muj ko teri awara mazaji ne
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..
warna hum bi kabi khush mazaj howa karte the
log kehte hain keh jani tum rakhte ho masom dil
maan lo wo zamane bhar ke teez-0-chalak the..
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Have U Ever See A Motor Bike
once a villager bought a motorbike n he went on a ride,on the road he came closer to a car n said to car,s driver.hey have u ever seen a bike.the driver thought that hez(villager) crazy so he jus ignored him.the vilager reapeated the same thing n driver kept ignoring him after sum moments a truck crashed into his bike n villager got hurt n he wuz sent to hospital When the car,s driver came to know he took pity on him n went to c him ,in hospital the villager asked again that have u ever seen a bike the driver frustarated n asked him that y r u asking this to me i have seen The bike before,the villager said in panjabi""phir dus dey udyain brakeain kithey hondia hain""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Hospital
Sms / Love
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This Is Not Joke This Is Truth
Jo 1 galati kare wo anjna
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan
We All Love You PAKISTAN.
Jo 2 galati kare wo nadan
Jo 3 galati kare wo shaitan
Jo galati pe galati kare wo Hindustan
Jo Har galati maaf kare wo Pakistan
We All Love You PAKISTAN.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Uncategorized
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Pragnant But Not Yet
one woman stops a taxi.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.
-to the airport please.
after the ten minutes the driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
-u r third pregnant woman that i have driven to hte airport today.
-r u kidding me, i m not pregnant.
the driver said:
-well, u haven--t arrived to the airport yet either.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Not A Joke...
Yeh aaeney se akeley mein guftugu kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai
Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai
Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai
Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai
Jo mein nahi to phir terey ru ba ru kia hai
Izi ummeed pe kaati hai zindagi mein ne
WO kaash poochte mujh se ke aarzo kia hai
Yeh rang-e-gul, yeh shafaq aur yeh taabishein anjum
Tera jamal nahi hai to chaar su kia hai
Kioon un ke saamne tum dil ki baat karte ho
Jo khud samajhte nahi dil ki aabru kia hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
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Like U Person Not Come Again
?My dear winter comes again & again, summer comes again & again, but person like u never comes again & again, because God never mistakes again & again.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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